madnessofmen:

machine-saint:

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

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(via unclefather)

catwitching:

asthevermincrawls:

who else up garging they goyle

She garg on my goyle til i

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mikkeneko:

charlesoberonn:

“Way too reliable narrator” where the narrator provides documentation and proof for how they know every detail in the narrative and an estimate of how confident they are in it.

Suspiciously Specific Narrator

(via devoursjohnlock)

aconstantstateofbladerunner:

hellishrebuke:

spartanlocke:

tearlessrain:

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

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this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

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rtz669:

teacupmotif:

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

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hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

it’s amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

when my aunt’s best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it’s on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i’m trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

(via motivatemycollegelife)

frogmoss1:

iamoutofideas:

frogmoss1:

iamoutofideas:

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

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halles-comet:

why is this so fucking funny

(via trashboat)

druddigon:
“ druddigon:
“ copperpossem:
“Me being born
”
stop reblogging this
”
what did i just say
”

druddigon:

druddigon:

copperpossem:

Me being born

stop reblogging this

what did i just say

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